… burn all your remaining Yankee clothing.”

A short questionnaire for Yankees fans seeking admission to the Red Sox fan club.

… but the evil designs of Big Wind are horrifying!

.. and haven’t at least thought about doing this, then I don’t believe you.

Reminds me of the four-panel Far Side cartoon in which the pilot announces to the pax that there is turbulence ahead, then wrenches the yoke violently to the right. After a good laugh the copilot announces, “Uh, oh, looks like more turbulence!”

Moe-hammed.

That’s “Blinding Glimpse of the Obvious” - headline: Wi-Fi Access Increases Time Spent Online.

In other news: obtaining first driver’s license increases time spent behind the wheel; eating half-gallon of Death by Chocolate every day increases weight; effective store advertsing increases sales.

No, this was not a campaign mounted by the NRA, but by activists for the homeless at Ohio State University.

In 1993, a press release was given to the Columbus, Ohio, news media that announced the formation of a new charity to help homeless people. They would provide the homeless with protection in the form of guns. They called the organization, “The Arm the Homeless Coalition.”

See how it turned out.

Actually, there is a lot of theology in this sketch, as well as an inquiry into what is art and what about art’s patronage.